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The Doomed Legion Shenanigans |
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 We can't deny that we do have shenanigans. This page showcases the many capers of the Doomed Legion Gaming Club that are not or only mildly related to table games. Enjoy! Doomed Legion Quotes Disclaimer: quotes are often taken out of context or enhanced for comedic purposes and don't necessarily reflect the values or opinions of the individuals herein, the Doomed Legion Gaming Club, or Doomed Legion Games. Just wanted to clear that up. Comics, Comics, Come and See!SEE THEMCamping 2010 Shenanigans!
We got the goods on camping 2010. Here's some more stuff that never made it to the site on the first post. Yeah, I know it's late, but better late than never!Brace yourself! Warp to page! Comics Shenanigans!
Magda draws lots of these little comics about our capers, most of which never make it to publication. However, sometimes a certain unnamed individual get's a hold of them before they are scanned and interprets his own dialogue.Warp to page! The Man With the Power!I don't even know what this is. But it's great! Overactive ImaginationsMagda is at it again. (Joel) After seeing this, I believed I was on the "Nature Hike!" Dungeons & Dragons Shenanigans!
Magda's back with a year's worth of worthy recordings from the recording device! Hear, I mean see, the Dn'D action of 2010 happening right before your very ears, eyes!Get ready! Warp to page! KublaCon Shenanigans!
The appearance of Magda's recording device always yields fun times. We got quotes from the whole con, all of them transcribed for no reason!Behold! Warp to page! Aerodrome Shenanigans!
As we all know, Magda likes to follow us around with her little recording device. She has taken the liberty of recording last January's Aerodrome meeting and transcribing the best parts into text format....And now, for your reading pleasure! Warp to page! Progress Made During Shadowrun RPGBy popular demand! In-game image depicts our party's helpful geriatric resolving a troll-gang mugging encounter. The Doomed Legion Economy Has Been Unlocked!You will now begin to see bills with our likeness enter circulation. Treat these as you would regular money. It sounds crazy, but I have every intention of putting our mini-economy on the gold standard. That being said, DL money will have actual value and also an exchange rate with USD. If you have a problem with this system being implemented, keep in mind that in most countries citizens don't get to vote on changes to the financial structure... and neither do you! If your face is not present, it will be placed on a later minting of much larger denominations. Lucky you! It is Coming, You Have Been WarnedGet ready for the most fantastic wargame based on the most amazing movie of which you have never heard.Until now...  Coming next summer to a convention near you. Now Available From Doomed Legion IndustriesDoomed Legion Flags! Fly the yellow flag of war! $1.00 each, or one free with proof of qualifying boat ownership. Just one of many great new products brought to you by the Doomed Legion. Working to bring you a better tomorrow! Coming Soon to a Lake Near You...The Doomed Legion Boat! Dwarf Fortress
Oh yes, many of us play Dwarf Fortress. For those of you who don't know, it's a roguelike computer game made by Zach and Tarn Adams in which you build a fortress for dwarves and do dwarf stuff. The extreme detail of the game allows for a phenomenial amount of capers, shenanigans, and bizzare stories. We have recorded our fortress histories here for all those who appreciate good Dwarf Fortress humor. We also like to engage in hotseat Dwarf Fortress, in which each participant plays for a year and passes the file to the next, resulting in comedic discontinuity.Dwarf Fortress Anecdotes Bloodlines Fortresses Boatsgenius Atticpresent Doomed Legion Quotes20092010 2011 2012: (Andy) Point that outside so it doesn't spray everywhere, for god's sake. (Andrew) The more people that know about the kinds of things that I do... the more kinds of things will be done. (Matt) You may have heard that this weekend will be the Super Ball. At the appropriate time we can gather together to watch the football club vivaciously do their game. We will mirthfully watch as sport people do football at each other to see who can score the most goals, and determine who will be named king of sports. Will you be there? (Matt) I read all the books, just like in real life, except that I don't read ancient eldritch tomes that contain untold secrets. (Joel) How many cards can I switch from my sideboard? (Andy) Conan the Barbarian, now that's a presidential choice. (Andrew) I tried my best to fill it with penises. (Matt) Amy's cat poops in the closet all the time, but she's ashamed of it so she never tells me when it happens. (Andy) Matt, I am charging you with all these guys. (Andy) I just called a cybermastiff a pony. (Matt) Remember when I said I was going to memorize all the presidents? Then I was like, screw that, I'm going to memorize all The Hobbitt dwarves. (Craig) The tiles go in the black bag. (Matt) Joel's Sim is depressed. It says he's saddened by his vile surroundings. (Matt) The rats don't bite. They've only ever bitten Andrew. (Jim) I'm so sane. (Matt) I stopped paying attention to you. (Joel) I'm going to found your fathers, if you know what I mean. (Matt) You forgot the put out the stupid... (Joel) Matt, you have so much land. (Joel) Roll to see if you miss the fence. You hit the fence! (Matt) I like how you used both the term Native American and Chinaman. (Joel) I went blam blam! And the horse went... |
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